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BREAKING NEWS: NHLGamer Admin Janbonator is a Pervert! During our games against Tiki Talk last night, Janbonator dropped to his knees, reached into his pants and starting masturbating furiously while making eye-contact with a frightened woman in the audience. I have the video evidence to back up these horrible accusations. Feel free to let him know in the comments, that this kind of behavior will not be tolerated on the ice. Hockey is a family friendly sport and we intend to keep it that way. /s

Alright motherfuckers, if this goes on any longer I'm gonna pop an aneurysm or something. TL:DR, stop being pedantic. Not summer time: CET (Central European Time, used by countries such as Sweden, Germany et cetera) = 18:00 EET (Eastern European Time, used by Finland amongst others) = 19:00 (CET + 1, see that fuckin' plus?) Summer time... lord help me: CEST (Central European Summer Time, swedes use this currently) = 19:00 EEST (Eastern European Summer Time, finns use this currently) = 20:00 ... you see a pattern here bitches? +1 plus one whatever Sweden is. All of this means that finland is just +1 from your lovely neighbours, so for all intents and purposes cet = cest and eet = eest unless you're the most pedantic fuck alive and you swill around some port in your mansion while reading some random ass broadsheet. Hell, if you even look up "Finland timezone" on google, guess what you get? https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=finland+timezone&rlz=1C1ASRW_enGB737GB737&oq=finland+timezone&aqs=chrome.0.0l6.2418j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8 Fucking Eastern European Timezone. Cut the shit, cut the S, in practice it means a same thing unless you have to use a calculator to subtract 1 hour from a clock face because mathematics is too damn difficult, in which case, what the fuck. - Signed, The Professor of basic shitstain numeracy Edit: Ffs in summer we (UK) go to BST instead of GMT, guess what though? We still call it GMT since EVERY COUNTRY IN EUROPE SYNCS UP WITH THE CLOCKS GOING FORWARDS AND BACKWARDS

Hmm. It's almost starting to make sense, but questions remain. For example, what happens if I schedule some games here in Finland but then go to Sweden to play them? What if I'm in Finland but decide to identify more with the time zone in a place like the United States, which is this big place with multiple time zones whose times are way behind ours? And how can I ever be sure my clocks are accurate, will I need to sync up with opponents using some neutral clock that we all agree on?

Guess in this situation it would've been better to be janboNOhands.

Game tonight

Ban?

But.. She looked me in the eyes.. Didn't even wear a bra..

ECL 5 Pro Game 3: FCM @ Nemesis 5-2 (2-0, 0-0, 3-1) Game 4: FCM vs Nemesis 5-1 (1-0, 2-0, 2-1) More offense this game but still not clicking 100% for the Coal Miners when it comes to passing and positioning. That said, we will take the 4 points and move forward towards our next battle with The Hogs. Game Hatchet for G3: @iscojr94 with 2+2 to lead the offense Game Hatchet for G4: @PatzyDrake with 2+1 to lead the offense

That is a sickness. We should not be joking about it or make Janbo feel bad about himself. Lets just be happy that he has the courage to be happy with himself just the way he is. It is not easy with the pressure of social media and people these day. I am happy for you Janbo! You truly have courage.

The clergy expands! NOR announces the signing of the head of the church, Jesus Christ himself! Please leave sums of money in the collection

Hmm. We do not have any rules covering sexual acts in games

I didn't add those two countries because I live there, but there are several new guys from these countries. And also to clearify another time: The default sheduled time is set for CET countries, if you're insecure where you live, look in my quote or in Martindalexc's first post!

We're currently working on a schedule sundial, including a micro SD chip storing a voice clip of @MartindalexC screaming "it's the same fucking thing". Will be released on our merch store in 2021. Pricing unknown. Shipping will be 9,90€ though.

See that's the beauty of it, I personally identify with BST (Bangladesh Standard time), which can make scheduling a little tricky. My secret trick tho is to -6 (Since it's 6 time zones ahead of shitty old Uk time) and then +1 to get cesrzzrt and +2 to get budget soviet time. My advice tho is to just identify with apache attack helicopters, much simpler than timezones imo.

I see only UTC+02:00

Hey, I know! Maybe add a clock that shows CET time on the site!

Regular season and first games in Elite was played yesterday. Opponent was one of the hardest ones, but we did play really solid and showed that we will not be easy points to no one. Offense did their job and scored more than opponents. Defense was great as a team and Supreex was the last lock on the net. Game1: https://nhlgamer.com/match.php?matchID=4980 Highlights: https://youtu.be/cE7c4--WpQQ Game2: https://nhlgamer.com/match.php?matchID=4991 Highlights: https://youtu.be/OnaVvTPysq8 Both games, full video: https://youtu.be/2f1xHnmhPXY

ECL 5 Pro Game 1: FCM vs. murohoki 2-1, OT (1-0, 0-1, 0-0, 1-0) Game 2: FCM @. murohoki 1-0 (0-0, 0-0, 1-0) Two tight, defensive games where both team strived to keep the opponents from scoring rather than attacking with creativity. In the end, we left the dressing room having collected 4 out of a possible 4 points, but we will have to be better in the future. Props to murohoki for good games. Game Hatchet for G1: @LastMandalorian with the GWG in OT. Game Hatchet for G2: @Onecorner95 with the shutout to win the game for us.

Solid Center free. Psn.yrjoo

And that lead to our goal being disallowed and we lost the game 1-0 thanks alot janbo

Both funny and very disturbing at the same time.