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  1. Speedy Bros Hockey ECL Pro div. Sniper Mir02k1 back to "posse"
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  2. BREAKING NEWS: NHLGamer Admin Janbonator is a Pervert! During our games against Tiki Talk last night, Janbonator dropped to his knees, reached into his pants and starting masturbating furiously while making eye-contact with a frightened woman in the audience. I have the video evidence to back up these horrible accusations. Feel free to let him know in the comments, that this kind of behavior will not be tolerated on the ice. Hockey is a family friendly sport and we intend to keep it that way. /s
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  3. As sort of a response to an excellent piece by a ghostwriter in Northern Ascendancy (read here), Kattiautomaatti decided to transcribe the events of the recent NHLGamer Sex Scandal. A shot from the blue-line, such a value bet. The game is paused, as the puck hits the net. Cheering for their first goal, all but one soul. Jersey number fourty-four, completing his chores. Down on his knees, dreamin' of whores on all-fours, Forgetting time, place, space and game-scores. I guess this is what TIKI TALK does to you, Start thinking her waving was a sexual cue. There he was all-alone in the corner, Hoping her to take care of his boner. The referee called it an illegal type of wrist-shot No matter if she's hot and you top the hot-or-not. Besides, you can't score with that sherwood; It's a hockey-rink, not your messed up hood. Finally even fourty-four started to realize, The pixels on her face weren't real eyes.
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  4. #Gameday 21.00fin Aapon Taiksauva vs Northern Stars Puantso - Penatski - Indi969 Nylanderi - Jtorro1234 ICappeI twitch: www.twitch.com/nylanderi
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  5. A beautifully prepared piece by our own cultivated virtuouso, one that is surely bound to rival even the greats of the literary world... - "The mildew is back on the walls..." we should really get that checked out some time... The puck is dropped, as play begins. Each team vying, for hard-earned wins. Captains and sticks, synchronously clash, The puck comes loose, hordes pursue with dash. Well positioned iSvamp, takes control, To defend and assist, his duty and goal. A crisp pass takes the puck, to the left side, Where two giants, suddenly collide. For a split moment, there's an eternal mess. Possessions rotate, like in a game of chess. iSvamp was skating, exceptionally fast, The game was ending, a few seconds would last. Preparing for the shot, he fell as he slipped, Hitting the ice, his front teeth got chipped. It looked like he just, forgot how to skate. But how is this possible? just turned twenty-eight. He looked like a mushroom, wearing red and white, Picked up the puck, and began to bite. His teammates realized, he forgot to take his pills, Which explained his madness, and his last year, lack of skills. The doctor came out, and realized for sure. That a Elite trophy, is the only cure.
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  6. Nordic Stars ECL Pro Great fast-passing 2-way Center @Devilfish14 from Nordic Nightmare
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  7. MUKIMIEHET Original founder of muki s_a_k_i_s95 aka jeppiz18 is back! Cheers och RaiRai!
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