Though we have now well passed the first milestone of 100 likes on our Facebook page, the next goal of 200 likes lingers in the distance like the heavenly aroma of a fresh pile of cow dung on a hot and sunny sidewalk. So to speed things up, our marketing department came up with a new lottery scheme during one their daily glue sniffing sessions; once we hit that coveted mark of 200 likes, we shall be drawing lots among those eligible, and the winner will be awarded with the much sought-after Elämäm Kiekko snapback cap! Specifically designed by the sexual goblins of EMK to attract women of low criteria and high (by neckbeard standards) sex drive, and lovingly put together by small and seductively delicate hands of Chinese child laborers, you shall be the chick magnet of any club you choose to enter. Complete this year's hottest look by getting a matching t-shirt from our merch-shop, available in several colors e.g. Black, Red, White, Green and Vomit (dye kits sold separately at the nearest bar).
Rules for entering:
1. Like our page on Facebook
2. Comment on this picture with "nokkahuilu"
Facebook will have as much to do with this thing as your mothers will with you, once they realize you have spent your money on NHL 18.