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Though we have now well passed the first milestone of 100 likes on our Facebook page, the next goal of 200 likes lingers in the distance like the heavenly aroma of a fresh pile of cow dung on a hot and sunny sidewalk. So to speed things up, our marketing department came up with a new lottery scheme during one their daily glue sniffing sessions; once we hit that coveted mark of 200 likes, we shall be drawing lots among those eligible, and the winner will be awarded with the much sought-after Elämäm Kiekko snapback cap! Specifically designed by the sexual goblins of EMK to attract women of low criteria and high (by neckbeard standards) sex drive, and lovingly put together by small and seductively delicate hands of Chinese child laborers, you shall be the chick magnet of any club you choose to enter. Complete this year's hottest look by getting a matching t-shirt from our merch-shop, available in several colors e.g. Black, Red, White, Green and Vomit (dye kits sold separately at the nearest bar). Rules for entering: 1. Like our page on Facebook 2. Comment on this picture with "nokkahuilu" Facebook will have as much to do with this thing as your mothers will with you, once they realize you have spent your money on NHL 18.

Almost Famous (formerly WPB United) is looking for a starting goaltender. Contact our captain ikavalko on psn or me, jahajaha93 on psn or nhlgamer.com

As the release of the Completely New And Revamped NHL 18 and thus the season 5 of ECL is almost around the corner, it is time to sit back, relax and gently touch yourself while reminiscing about the glorious moments of Elämäm Kiekko on ECL4. The season got off to a rocky start, when we managed to score only one point in the first four games. No one could've been more surprised as we were, and the arguments were heated. Uncharacteristic and insensitive insults and threats of sexual violence flew in the air, and most of the team was split between kicking out the underachieving forwards Rustylul and Markogirl, and quitting the game altogether to play Minecraft. But, as always, after couple of hours of fighting and one case of indecent exposure our jolly and laid-back father figure Epsri managed to lay down his pizza and utter soothing words of wisdom from the depths of his five chins. "I think this calls for a beer", as I recall and I do remember that moment as it was yesterday. Looking back, it was the moment that fused us together as a team. The supportive, forgiving and everloving EMK was back on the track, and our season was a huge success, with unprecedented winning streaks with only couple of statistical losses here and there. We found ourselves in the play-off stage of ECL4 lite, where we suffered our first and only major setback of the season, when our legendary goalie Oi Spakalia had to step down for the remainder of the season due to a combination of nervous breakdown from the abuse of antidepressants, and several venerial diseases. To commemorate their fallen brother, the team fought valiantly with the help of our back-up goalie Arturs Inka, and nearly managed to make it to the second round, but that was not meant to be, as the INF4MOUS won the series 4-2. As disappointed as we were, there was still some celebrating to be done; Mustalais Joulupukki was unanimously named as the MVP of the team, and Munien Haistelu was crowned as the king of points in a festive ceremony on our town's main square. As for the new season... Well, only time will tell. Kalchu (Oi Spakalia) has been speaking of retirement, and after hearing this Rustylul and Yofilul also decided to quit saying "it won't be the same without him, you know". After listening the wail, weeping and pleading of his beloved brethren Kalchu has announced that he is reconsidering, but will not make a decision before the game is published. -Kalchu Same text in Finnish below